(swiped from fayanora)

• Age backwards: 56


• Favorite Pie: mince


• Steak or Seafood: seafood


• Italian or Chinese: Chinese


• Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper. (Pepsi that's not available)


• Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate


• How many tattoos: None


• Ever hit a deer: no


• Netflix or Hulu: Netflix


• Last text from: my pharmacy


• Favorite season: summer except when it's really hot


• Broken Bones: right big toe, lower left arm twice


• Surgeries: Tonsils and adenoids removed, adenoids removed (they can grow back)


• Favorite color: blue


• Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset


• Mountains or Beach: Beach


• Dogs or cats: Cats


• Early morning person: Nope. Night owl.


• Summer or Winter: Summer


• Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving


• Beer or wine: beer


• Mild or hot salsa: medium


• Smooth or crunchy peanut butter: Smooth


• Waffles or pancakes: yes


• Who will play: Don't care.

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(swiped from fayanora)

HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS.

01 I Want A Man With A Slow Pulse - Capitol Steps
02 Jack Off Jill - Clear Hearts Grey Flowers\12 Star No Star.mp3
03 Wolseys Wilde - Byrd - Mannheim Steamroller
04 La Grange - ZZ TOP
05 Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey
06 Friede - KMFDM - NAÏVE - Hell To Go.mp3
07 Goodnight Irene - Brian Dullaghan
08 I Shot Tomorrow - The CruxShadows
09 Paid Soldiers Of Dorsai - Michael Longcor
10 Forunderligt Och Markligt - Ken Weissman
11 BARREL HOUSE BOOGIE Pete Johnson-Albert Ammons
12 AFTER THE RAIN - Ray Miller and his Black and White Melody Boys
13 City Hall - Tenacious D
14 Just Got Back From My Baby's - ZZ TOP
15 Funeral [Rap] - Joni Mitchell
16 These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - KMFDM
17 Mechanical Man - Bent Bolt & The Nuts
18 Jingle Bells - Perry Como
19 The Rose - Portland Gay Men's Chorus
20 Look At Me, I'm Wonderful - The Bonzo Dog Band

Ganked from seawasp

Bold the ones you have and use at least once a year, italicize the ones you have and don't use, strike through the ones you have had but got rid of.

"I wonder how many pasta machines, breadmakers, juicers, blenders, deep fat fryers, egg boilers, melon ballers, sandwich makers, pastry brushes, cheese knives, electric woks, miniature salad spinners, griddle pans, jam funnels, meat thermometers, filleting knives, egg poachers, cake stands, garlic crushers, martini glasses, tea strainers, bamboo steamers, pizza stones, coffee grinders, milk frothers, piping bags, banana stands, fluted pastry wheels, tagine dishes, conical strainers, rice cookers, steam cookers, pressure cookers, slow cookers, spaetzle makers, cookie presses, gravy strainers, double boilers (bains marie), sukiyaki stoves, ice cream makers, and fondue sets languish dustily at the back of the nation's cupboards."

Note: I actually use the double boiler as a pair of pots. Haven't used it as an actual double boiler in years. BTW, try *finding* a double boiler outside a specialty store anymore. And I have two stove top woks I haven't used in a few years.

I also have a milkshake mixer that I use occasionally in the summer to make a sort of smoothie involving diet Squirt and sherbet. :-)

And I need to replace the electric skillet one of these days.

Swiped from gridlore.


Put little +'s beside the ones you've seen and count up. Seen more than 85? Then you need a life. I guess I should be out looking for one...

(+) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( )Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(+) Blazing Saddles
(+) Airplane
Total: 5

(+) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(+) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 7

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 7

(+) Harry Potter 1
(+) Harry Potter 2
(+) Harry Potter 3
(+) Harry Potter 4
(+) Harry Potter 5
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(+) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 13

( ) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original, not the remake)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total: 13

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG (yes for the 1933, 1976, and the 2005 versions.)
Total: 13

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total: 13

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(+) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total: 14

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(+) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(+) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 16

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(+) Predator I
(+) Predator II
( ) The Fog (again, original [1980] or remake [2005]?)
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 18

(+) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(+) War of the Worlds (original only. I'm beginning to suspect this was written by a 12 year old.)
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total: 20

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(+) Mars Attacks
(+) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(+) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(+) The Terminator
(+) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total: 25

(+) X-Men
(+) X-2
(+) X-3
( ) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
(+) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(+) Shrek
( ) Shrek 2
Total: 30

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street (which? Original or remake?)
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total: 30

(+) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(+) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(+) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(+) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(+) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(+) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 36

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total: 36

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
( ) Monsters Inc.
Total: 36

( ) Titanic
(+) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total: 37

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Hook
(+) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
(+) Phantasm
(+) Waterworld
Total: 40

(+) Kill Bill vol 1
(+) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left (The Original)
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total: 42

(+) Star Wars Ep.I The Phantom Menace
(+) Star Wars Ep.II Attack of the Clones
(+) Star Wars Ep.III Revenge of the Sith
(+) Star Wars Ep.IV A New Hope
(+) Star Wars Ep.V The Empire Strikes Back
(+) Star Wars Ep.VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 48

(+) The Matrix
(+) The Matrix Reloaded
(+) The Matrix Revolutions
(+) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(+) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total: 53

I see I'm in no danger...

(swiped from fayanora)

No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick.

If you agree, please post this in all your social networking accounts.

(swiped from kightp)
Every now and then the police arrest somebody suspected of some terrible, violent crime, and as a piece of public relations they'll announce all of the horrible books, movies and/or CDs they found in the suspect's house, as if to prove that the suspect is obviously guilty and horrible and monstrous.

So here is my challenge to you. You can either do this from memory or take a moment to look through your book and music collections, and then answer this question:

Name ten books, CDs and/or movies that you own that the police would cite as evidence against you at their press conference.

( Your Honor, we wish to enter into evidence.... )

The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test
The Smurf Personality Test (the horror! The horror!!)

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